Jeans. Diapers.

I'm sorry but this just looks like you tucked your kids jean shorts into his diaper and are trying to pass it off as cool. As an advertiser though I must admire the way they make the baby look cool. I also admire such exceptional writing as "my diaper is full.....full of chic" and "when i do #2 I look like # 1." However I still just don't get this...

awkward photoshoot

Rye wanted to do his own awkward photoshoot so of course i obliged.

Title: "Safety First--fake dog in construction zone"

Title: "Inspirational Slobber"

Title: "All you need in life is an appropriately sized basketball and to ride lop-sided on a fake dog"

Title: "Untitled" this speaks for itself.

Another Ocean, Another Sea

2 new oil on panel paintings. 11 x 14"

eight months

8months

Does anyone care?...aka, hello?

OK, seriously, aside from Becky who gets mad props, is anyone else reading this blog?

I've gotten hardly any comments lately. Granted, I have been posting sporadically and somewhat randomly...and they all haven't been about Rye, which i suspect is the reason 90% of my nonexistent readers even check this out at all.

However, come on, please for the love of continued blogging, comment. Comment something, anything. please. If not i might go on blog strike since no one even reads this anyways. Except Becky.

For those of you who may not know how to comment, here are easy instructions:

1. click on "comments"

2. Write a comment in the "leave your comment" section

3. if you have gmail, go ahead and enter that info, if not then select "name"

4. Write your name

5. Click "publish your comment"

that's all you have to do to make my day and restore my belief in blogland.

And now, as your punishment, (hows that for motivational) here is a random and boring post:

Title: fruit salad.

Here is my fruit salad i made yesterday. It may be the best fruit salad I've ever had in my life.

ingredients:

-raspberries (my favorite fruit in the entire galaxy)

-grapes, cut in half because face it, who wants to bite into an entire grape?

-pears

-kiwi

-mango

this fruit salad made me feel like i was brunching at a yacht club while on vacation in Maui. yum.

ok, now that your punishment is over, here is something for the 90% of you to entice you back.

nothing like a funny Rye picture. love em.

more from this shoot later, if you are good, that is.

Contentment

Here's another painting I've finished recently.

It's called "Contentment"

oil on canvas

14x 11"