I"m a gun-slinging, independantly-wealthy fashionista.

Today after my painting class (aka 9pm) we are heading down to Florida to visit T's family and to attend his 10 year highschool reunion. I am working on possible answers to the question

"so what are you doing now?"

so far i have....

"well after I got out of the pen 2 years ago i've mainly been trying to work my way back into polite society"

"since we sold the business i've mainly just been managing our investments and trying to capitalize on the down turn in the market"

"nothing since i got fired 4 months ago, i was actually coming here tonight to see if i could find a new job with someone, do you know of anything"

"i'm a gun-slinger."

"freelance plumbing. mostly in lower income neighborhoods"

"well i just got back from fasion week in New York and i'm just doing follow up with all of our business partners. I"m really swamped with all the demand for my new line, it's kind of crazy right now."

"yoga. i pretty much live, eat and breathe yoga, in fact i have my mat in the car, i was thinking about doing a demonstration by the door, do you think that would be ok? i've been working on a routine that is an interpretation of reconnecting with people. I thought that would be appropriate for tonight."

"i'm an artist, i specialize in nude portraits of the elderly." (oh that is so wrong...sorry but i'm leaving it in here)

"well, we invested in foreign oil about 6 years ago so we are sitting pretty right about now."

"I actually became a mormon fundementalist and we are looking for a 3rd wife right now, didn't you say you had a younger sister?"

ok, i'm having too much fun with this....back to work.

peace out dudes.