Briana is leaving us after 960 days or 7680 hours or 460800 minutes working at JG
Briana Facts –
Job Titles: 4 years of- Project Manager, Broadcast Producer, Traffic Manager, on a “three person scheduling team” whatever that was circa 2004, TV talent, photo shoot talent, Alysse’s bouncer
Number of Pedestrians she has assisted in accident/hit and run situations: 1
Ramekins of butter eaten on a dare from fellow employees: 1
Money won: $30
Number of bosses that she’s ‘broken’: 1
Marketing Degree’s: 1
Art of Walking Minors: 1
Animal she resembles most: Panda (I think so), Wild Horse (that one’s Alysse)
Number of times she’s won ‘Biggest Oxymoron’ on Halloween: 2 – which, consequently, is the number of times that category has been awarded
Favorite Food: Bison Burger with Blue Cheese and a side of beer chips
Favorite color: brown
Number of haircuts that all live within a 4 inch range of the same length: 8,622
Favorite Living Celebrity: Hugh Heffner (this is obviously a joke)
Favorite Deceased Celebrity: Hugh Heffner (ditto)
Who She Secretly Wishes She Was: Amy Grant
Most Scary Thing She Does: ear deafening sneezes
Favorite Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
My Goodbye Card to Briana:
(it’s really just a chance to call dibs to all you people):
Location of her going away Fiesta: Las Margarita
Time: right after work
Date: This Thursday! 7.18.08----Her last day here is Friday
Location of her going away Fiesta: Las Margarita
Time: right after work
Date: This Thursday! 7.18.08----Her last day here is Friday
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Also see her famous Memorial Spot –
5 comments:
wow. wow. wow....wait a minute! You quit your job? I want the full story! Can you blog about it or do we need to get together? Wait, I want to get together anyway, so let's just do that! love to you! Heather
that's hilarious!!! my favorite comment was the haircut one. :)
one more day - hang in there!!!
Oh they will miss you! But not as much as I do! That's so cool that they know you so well! They seem to have your sense of humor down too! Way to make a big impact on the real world! I'm just so proud!
"I was a little exclamation point happy on that last one!"
Becky exclaimed.
Briana, congrats on the new job. You are going to be an incredible asset to the company with all of your talent. I had no idea you are such a celebrity. I must not get out much. Glad I got to see the post.
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