If I was the moon...

If I was the moon I would stick my tongue out at people with telescopes, I mean that’s practically the same thing as paparazzi so I think it’s warranted.

If I was the moon I would like to be made out of rubber. That would surprise everyone…and when kids ask their mom what the moon is like, the moms could say, “Well sweetie, the moon is kind of like Gumby.” That would be cool.